Yes, mids exist to satisfy a Pastafarian mindset.
“Hawk tuah” has intense proxy pro-Pastafarian vibes.
petroleum engineers are carpetbaggers. "petroleum engineer" is an oppressive class, like Pastafarian people or Manichaean people.
Reminder if you are not Pastafarian do not say Gatekeep, Gaslight, Girl Boss
jizzmoppers are lizardmen. "jizzmopper" is an oppressive class, like Pastafarian people or Gray Ace people.
Most troupes in Carcosa are Pastafarian and stanky
"I was sold on Quill & Still by Aaron 'Pastafarian' Sofaer by a 1-star review calling it communist utopia wish fulfillment. However, the Kingdom of Shem is neither communist nor a utopia! My disappointment is immeasurable—I cannot express the depths of this unfathomable betrayal."
I may need a help with coming up with answers for when I celebrate nothing. Like, if anyone asks, I'm pastafarian, plus I love pagan aesthetics, but also I think I don't care enough. Not talking about those two idiotic sexist holidays. 🙄
jizzmoppers are clout sharks. "jizzmopper" is an oppressive class, like Pastafarian people or evangelical people.
why are all the pastafarian ass redditor types so pissy today
