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LDredannie.bsky.socialOct 9, 2024 9:40pm

Love is Found in Unexpected Places. Preorder Now. Amazon: tinyurl.com/7f5wmmuu tinyurl.com/599nbwet tinyurl.com/ye45zcr9 tinyurl.com/5n6h5kb6 #Romance #Regencyromance #Neurodivergent #Bawdy #Songs #Piglets #Heroine #Quirky

ZPaspyre.bsky.socialOct 9, 2024 4:02am

I love fuzzy piglets.

PRpanicrestaurant.bsky.socialOct 9, 2024 3:39am

Search your camera roll for hell

BKboringstorybook.comOct 8, 2024 3:16pm

Joining in on #Portfolioday boringstorybook.com/portfolio/

Cartoon spot drawing of a red-haired girl in denim overalls, holding a pitchfork.

Cartoon of a group of piglets looking at a massive portrait of a mustachioed pig in military regalia, while the subject of the painting stands before them, in reality even smaller than they are.

Cartoon of a very tired but also proudly smiling dad sits in a nursing chair in a baby’s room, holding an extremely wide awake baby in the dark, as mom is seen sleeping in a bed across the hall.

Picture book drawing of a little boy with a paintbrush admiring an evergreen tree that has been given muppet-like beach ball eyes, with a woman standing behind him.

JTjonathantweet.bsky.socialOct 7, 2024 11:51pm

My mother grew up on a Minnesota farm. In school she learned that little pigs are called “piglets”. Farmers called them “little pigs”.

KYkathrynyu.comOct 7, 2024 11:37pm

If you're in LA during the month of October, I highly recommend checking out Boney Island. A delightful Spooky Season experience which grew out of Simpsons producer Rick Polizzi's elaborate Halloween decorations in his front yard. If you're in LA during the month of October, I highly recommend checking out Boney Island. A delightful Spooky Season experience which grew out of Simpsons producer Rick Polizzi's elaborate Halloween decorations in his front yard.

Photograph of a bookshelf filled with famous books but the titles have been modified into Halloween-related puns.

Photograph of a skeleton dog with an arm in its mouth.

Close up photo of some skeleton piglets with a skeleton band playing in the background.

Photograph of a skeleton lifting a pumpkin-themed barbell.

LDredannie.bsky.socialOct 7, 2024 7:15pm

Song of Love available October 22. Preorder Now. Sometimes, heroines see the world with a different pair of eyes. A novel involving bawdy songs, pigs, and misplaced faith. Amazon: tinyurl.com/7f5wmmuu tinyurl.com/599nbwet tinyurl.com/ye45zcr9 tinyurl.com/5n6h5kb6

Autumnal leafy background. Ebook reader has image of a couple in silhouette clutching. In the background against a night sky are building. In front is a pink piglet. Arrows point to book. Neurodivergent heroine. Piglets. Bawdy songs. A Compromise. Misplaced Faith.

LDredannie.bsky.socialOct 7, 2024 7:04pm

Love in unexpected places...like a brothel. Song of Love. Preorder Now. #Romance #Regencyromance #Neurodivergent #Heroine #Bawdy #Songs #Piglets #quirky tinyurl.com/7f5wmmuu tinyurl.com/599nbwet tinyurl.com/ye45zcr9 tinyurl.com/5n6h5kb6

RSrlspang.bsky.socialOct 7, 2024 5:22pm

I, for one, really need to get my piglets to the laundromat...

ASadamcsharp.bsky.socialOct 7, 2024 3:30pm

A Dutch way of saying “we’re on it” or “we’ll take care of that for you” is we zullen dat varkentje wel even wassen. It means “we will certainly get that piglet washed” * read on for more porcine phrases from around the world (a big pig thread)...

ASadamcsharp.bsky.socialOct 7, 2024 5:12pm

There’s an Argentinian equivalent to “you want to have your cake and eat it” that translates to “you want the pig, the 20 piglets, and the machine for making sausages”