A lot of people did not grow up with a map of the United States placemat in rotation and it shows. (We also had map of the world, and state of Michigan.)

"We're here at the Denny's with Cletus, and as soon as he's done yelling at the waitress about the placemat puzzles being too hard in between bites of crayon, we're going to ask him what he thinks of the economy..."

Katie is some kind of cat genius, she takes one look at me putting food on a plate in the kitchen and goes to sit on her placemat in the foyer, where I will be putting the food. I have never had another cat who understood the proceess well enough to walk away from me while I prepared their food.

Happy TOSS Birthday to former starfleet Lieutenant and Khan's beloved wife, Madlyn Rhue! Also married to placemat boy Tony Young. Must have been before Khan. #TOSSatNight

Our local produce delivery called this an imperfect squash. But it's clearly perfect.

the waitress when you solve all your placemat puzzles

Stew night! Very thankful for autumn weather in Seattle

forgot i had an instax guy and i have no idea how to take a good photo but it's fun 😌

Pictured: the average white woman

Hello #FoodSky 🍜🍽️ Easing more slowly into Fall/Pumpkin Season this year by making Maple Pecan Biscotti. Recipe’s a keeper - and I’ll cut them a bit thinner next time. If you’ve been tempted but never made biscotti, was a lot less complicated than I thought it’d be.