A drink made from fermented honey? What's it called, Beer!? 🐝 #PunBard#Dadjokes

Character Hook: Instead of a wizard becoming a sentient magical item You're a magical item who becomes a wizard. #TTRPG#PunBard

A pun that fails to land? That's what I call... A dud joke *looks over tops of glasses and waggles eyebrows* #PunBard#Dadjokes

Some cats are loaf. Others are Purrtato. #PunBard#Dadjokes

Fallout weapon idea: The Flair Gun. It fires fistfulls of pins like a shotgun "I GOT YOUR FLAIR RIGHT HERE!" #PunBard#Fallout

Fighter: i don't get it Necromancer: get what? Fighter: why you're so unflappable! Necromancer: well its like my teacher used to say Fighter: *leans in* 👀 Necromancer: "Keep Calm and Carrion" Fighter: 😑 #TTRPG#PunBard

Character Hook: You're a wandering paladin, not because you enjoy it, but because you're Cloister-phobic. #TTRPG#PunBard

Character Hook: You've been assigned to a party as a healer by the local Quest Chapter per the Affordable Cleric Act. #TTRPG#PunBard

Quest Hook: A dragon who sets up a series of quests to lure people to their lair because they prefer their meals to be Well seasoned. #PunBard#TTRPG

Character Hook: You turn into a spellcaster under a full moon. That's right, you're a werelock due to the condition of Lycantripy #TTRPG#PunBard