Who is the most famous philosopher of footwear? Sockrates! #RupertsComedyShow

The past, present and future walked into a library… It was tense! #RupertsComedyShow

Doctor, doctor! I’ve a strawberry stuck in my ear! Don’t worry, I’ve some cream for that! #RupertsComedyShow

What happened when Bluebeard fell in the Red Sea? He was Marooned! #RupertsComedyShow

What’s the name of the teacher who is always late? Mister Bus! #RupertsComedyShow

What size shirts does Bill Gates wear? XL #RupertsComedyShow

Why was the dragon tired? He'd been working the knight shift! #RupertsComedyShow

Who won the vegetable race? The runner bean! #RupertsComedyShow

What is a vampire’s favourite airline? British Scare-ways! #RupertsComedyShow