It's also arguably the missing link between Die Hard and Home Alone, which is useful trivia to whip out when someone thinks they're being clever for observing those are essentially the same story.

79. Earth Abides This one may frustrate you - Stewart was too excited about wiping out stupid people so his plants can keep growing. But there's a story here about the fall of civilization and what comes after - maybe nothing? You can see why someone would think that at the time.

Sometimes I catch a glimpse of my own bio and honestly can you believe someone in their right minds hired me (and chose to keep me for this long) as a studio art director? Looool hahahahahaha

The rich and creamy boneless wings from Dairy Queen look like someone jizzed all over them.

Someone, perhaps Mark Cuban or Jay-Z, who can buy back Twitter in their sleep should do so before things get worse. Until then, Elon can kiss every inch of my Jewish military ass.

Imagining someone somewhere at Warner Bros finally looking up what happened when Scorsese followed up “Taxi Driver” with a big downbeat musical featuring the same star.

Things you don't want to hear someone say on the phone as you walk through an airport: "To be honest with you, I didn't think I was gonna make it through security."

i dont deserve someone loyal to me dont you think i seeeee

Trump doesn't remember someone who interviewed him in May, 2021. I spoke with Kamala Harris on February 27, 2023 for the first time since December 4, 2019 & she remembered me instantly. She & I have had multiple conversations since & she remembers me in detail from back in 2019.

FUCK THIS JOB. FUCK HOMELESS PEOPLE. FUCK BEING NICE AND UNDERSTANDING. FUCK SEEING THE BEST IN PEOPLE. SOMEONE TOOK A SHIT IN 3 OF OUR FUCKING WATER BUCKETS AND GUESS WHO FOUND OUT THE HARD WAY. AND THEN GOT INSULTED BY A CUSTOMER FOR TAKING TO LONG TO GET TO THE WINDOW. I AM SO CLOSE TO QUITING