2hrs ago I stood up to put sun cream on. In the meantime, this handsome boi nicked my sunbed. I've been sat on the end ever since. What's the cost of getting a cat from Turkey to the UK?!
Terrible scenes, Hels! 28° etc Sunlounger run is early here, though!
Hot tip: Imagine DJ Trump, MC Al Johnson, Nasty Fartage, "Tommy Sunlounger Rebel" or Vlad Putin when you're bawling along. Air guitar opportunities there, too. Enjoy bath!
She's on a sunlounger Mags. She's pissed
And inside they're going "oh god I was on a sunlounger in Crete drinking mojitos a day or so ago and now this. And there's only 100-odd shopping days until Christmas."
The sun has bleached my moustache red and, possibly relatedly, the ice cream man asked if I was Irish. My Grandad had Irish parents, I explain, which may be how I’m so sunburnt.
I’m not actually sure mate tbh… I’ve been bonding with the finely bearded Kazakhstani bloke to our right about sunlounger towel twats so far 😊
I'm working on getting some pictures of my house to show off, but it's taking aam while. While I do here's my relaxing corner of the garden. I live in the Goblet, so it's normally sunny and I can bask to my heart's content
