i asked @sibwow.bsky.social if this outfit makes me look like a vote-scolder and she said i look like theranos on her day off
Kind of baffling when you remember the Theranos scandal was all about Holmes defrauding investors by stringing them along & faking results but Elon has tesla interns pretend to be robot bartenders at a product event & everyone's like "Ah nuts"
Big Theranos vibes.
Hahahaha I love it here. AI is a dumber scam than theranos. Like more technologically legitimate but financially far more disastrous. We’re so fucked. And executives are in too deep now to back out without their board and investors demanding their job. Death cult shit
It’s what would have happened with Theranos if it had gone public before it collapsed.
This is such an absolutely absurd statement. “Let’s have autocomplete control lab bots and we get 1,000x the research speed”. This company had billions of dollars of investment from Amazon and Google. It’s fraud, just like Theranos was, but on at least 10x the scale.
Tesla = Theranos. next year Musk will be in jail.Tesla = Theranos. next year Musk will be in jail.
These rubes (Wall Street investors) are going to have to get cleaned out a few dozen more times on Theranos or X before they start getting suspicious forking over tens of billions for nothing.