Selfies from today, to prove I still exist, I guess. And I washed my hair, which, you know…Don’t all try to give me awards at once, you know—no big deal #SelfiesForSelfCare#Selfies#SelfieTime#ThisIs40

Sex is cool and all but have you ever descaled your tea kettle? #satisfaction#thisis40

got a new pair of converses and relieved to find my little orthotic inserts fit well #thisis40

How (in frozen hell) did I manage to injur my knee in my sleep while in a bed where the only thing touching the wall is my headboard? I honestly don't get it... #Thisis40#makeitmakesense#Takemeouttopasture

Survived another trip around the sun! As I begin a new decade and leave my 30s behind, my birthday wish is to rekindle the spark and recapture the promise, hope, and ambition that I was filled with 10 years ago. Onward to more adventures! #ThisIs40#40IsTheNew30

Good morning, beautiful. #thisis40

Living my best life (featuring homemade Foccacia) #Thisis40#cottagecore

When you turn 40, they issue you hearing aids! #thisis40

I’m gonna take a break from nudes(for this post) to show off part of my many toy collections. I have a growing collection of Monster High dolls. Growing up, I was shamed for playing with Barbie’s. So I grew up and started collecting them because I fucking can. Anywho… #thisis40#toycollector

Honestly, I started eating snacks in bed because I was sick, but now I'm fairly certain it's my preferred way to snack. #ThisIs40#IGuess