The JD Vance of tortoises

My mom read me like five upsetting terrible news headlines in a row so I read her this one: Galapagos giant tortoises are restoring their own ecosystem www.popsci.com/environment/...

Galapagos giant tortoises are restoring their own ecosystem

A decades-long project to reintroduce Galapagos giant tortoises is changing the face of the island of Española.

I wonder if the company who made that would be proud to know they are the #1 most fuckable mulch by tortoises. Really sets them apart from the competition

Turtles are so horny. Every time I went to the Philly zoo the giant tortoises were...you know.

Regarding my last RTs, I told jace that I believe turtles and tortoises should be allowed to have sex with anything they want

Are all tortoises this horny or is Jeremy an exception?

is his shell okay? It seems dented on top I don't know if that's a thing with African spurred tortoises

Owning male tortoises is fun, example #469.

BSblueheronfarm.bsky.socialOct 21, 2024 9:21pm

Jeremy, no! That's mulch!!

Sheemz wants to show you something adorable for #NationalReptileDay Aren't they both just the cutest? Reptile fact: Tortoises have been to the moon! 🐢🚀🌙 In 1968, cosmonaut tortoises were sent on an orbit of the moon, before coming home perfectly fine, if a little hungry

Studying turtles and tortoises this morning at #TheArtGymtwitch.tv/kaseysnowart