"after we invent the mass transporter like in Star Trek, we would then be able to..."
Does anyone ask how you're doing since your son mysteriously disappeared with that weird "traveler" guy? Nope. Or why Polaski was really the better doctor, even after that whole transporter face lift thing? Noooooo...
*gestures at Troi's mother* *gestures at Riker's father and transporter clone*
#StarTrekTNG "The Ultimate Sacrifice" A patient with the galaxy’s deadliest disease demands Dr. Crusher in exchange for the cure. Ro and Barclay make a deal with the Cursed Holodeck: survive the night, win Riker’s beard. Transporter chief: Al Jourgensen.
![A partial clipping from an old TV Guide reads as follows:
time blender. Aphrodite: Gene Wilder. Aleister Crowley: Jack Black. Nietzsche: Richard Pryor. Nefertiti: Whoopi Goldberg.
7 PM channel 13 STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION
(CC)—Science Fiction; 60 min.
A patient with the galaxy’s deadliest disease demands Dr. Crusher in exchange for the cure. Ro and Barclay make a deal with the Cursed Holodeck: survive the night, win Riker’s beard. Transporter chief: Al Jourgensen.
[SCI] MOVIE(CC)—Science Fiction; 2 hrs.
“The Bad News Bear-stronauts.” Walter Mat-](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:yulpnkidj3dkdip5ma3c3ssn/bafkreigbeoujxkzoz3jm2cbx5mvlcqlwykucqhauap5m236a3vi7s6nopi@jpeg)
Ich fahre zwar leidenschaftlich gerne selbst, aber sicherer und sinnvoller wäre halt rein automatisierte „Taxis“ und Transporter/LKW.
Or transporter clone
![[In the transporter room. Four-panel meme.]
Geordi: Come on Reg, how many transporter accidents have there been in the last ten years?
Reg Barclay: I've heard of problems! Apparently two officers got turned into literal ghosts.
Reg Barclay: They were declared dead. Someone only figured out how to bring them back after they *haunted their own funeral.*
Reg Barclay: Oh wait, that happened on *this* ship. *Last year.* To *YOU!*](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:s4yger3foondi4d5hzzc7st2/bafkreiaijwzjktilvqppm4kh47ej2574jsurbqroilwl4kqmvjoetxwiza@jpeg)
![“If you’re below ground and the tunnels are down around 30 feet, obviously there’s no traffic because you are the traffic, and [you] can make it from one side of the campus to the other in about four minutes,” Lange explained. He added, “It’s just borderline impossible to get from the front of campus to west campus in 20 minutes anymore. So it takes transporter kind of technology.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:gfwrwmelfcu757fa3umsklrd/bafkreibumjkwcv2ya64niq5liwozvj5u2ho3xsluvmccvkx3n4tsntbbxm@jpeg)