Zephyr vomited a hairball onto a copy of *What Fresh Hell Is This?: Perimenopause, Menopause, Other Indignities, and You*, and I sympathize with the feeling, but... kitty girl, that was a library book. #VeryLocalNews#ScenesFromACatsLife

I'm going to have to go back to the store again. My life is a Promethean Comedy at this point. Every time I think I've gotten Spectrum to the point where I can move forward? Nope. Someone plucks out my liver again. #VeryLocalNews

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I'm Jewish and don't believe in Purgatory, but if Purgatory/Limbo/Etc. does exist, it will be a lot like my life right now. I've been trying to get my mother's Spectrum account changed to a new address for two weeks now. I am never not trying to get Spectrum to just do what they said they'd do.

stitch from the movie lilo and stitch is crying while covering his eyes with his hands .

Alt: Stitch, from the movie Lilo & Stitch, is pulling at his face and actually pulls his lower eyelids down. He is clearly very frustrated.

The thing about me being good at my job isn't just that I'm a generally organized person (professionally speaking - the whole thing with my mom's life exploding would put anyone in a tailspin). It's also that I know who to ask for help for almost anything that comes across my desk. #VeryLocalNews

The nightmare of trying to handle my mother's finances and everything else now that she's in mental decline is beyond anything you could imagine. I may write up all the things I've had to do when I'm done. Or I may just spontaneously combust. #VeryLocalNews

I've just muted the words "NY Times". It's a rag now, and it only pisses me off more when I see their bad takes. #VeryLocalNews

I had to spend a bunch of money recently - over $15k - to get my mother somewhat set up in assisted living. (She'll pay me back. I'm fine.) One weird upshot is that my credit score went UP as a result. Capitalism is so fucking broken and weird. #VeryLocalNews

I had the oddest gender affirming experience yesterday. A coworker called me "dude". And I loved it. #JustNonBinaryThings#VeryLocalNews

I've been watching a lot of Jeeves & Wooster lately. It's my first time and I absolutely adore it. However, there is one possible negative side effect I can feel coming: I have a strong urge to greet people "what ho!" and say things like "Oh I say really!" #VeryLocalNews

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with a plate of food and saying oh i say really

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with a plate of food and saying oh i say really

So, my therapist kind of compared me to Zuko from ATLA today. Which... yeah. #VeryLocalNews

I looked at the FTD website to see if they sell dahlias (dahlias are a thing in my current WIP) while already logged into PayPal from a donation I made earlier. Wanna guess what happened next? #CreepyAssBullshit#VeryLocalNews