Cairo horoscope: "DAY 29: 𓄤𓄤𓂚 Do not kindle fire in the house today. Do not heat up (burn) ointment. Do not go out at night." Wax-based ointments was solid and needed to be heated to use, so it is purrty likely dey was set on fire to liquify like soldiers do wif boot polish today. /3
🧵Good Meowning, Bluesky! Today in Cairo is da Feast of Khnum. Khnum regulates da flooding of da Nile. Da #AncientEgyptian#horoscopehttps://buff.ly/4dD2wFd
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I drawed dis wif my left paw!! Holding the crayom with a fist!
Sez da 💩stain who waz buddy-buddy wif dat Epstein guy...ya know, da won wif da izlan' down by da Karibeehan? So's mebbe da 💩stain, he be talkin' to dat Grizeld wo-man what re-kruded an' grooom-ed dem gurls ta fin' him a gurl what look kinda lack him's liddle dau-tar to, ya know--do?
oi oi oi up the punx down wif the man *piledrives a ref*
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Chheesez gud too ‘speshalie wif hamz
You not live wif da menace
awa cute!!!! i’m snuggling wif a plushie my mommy(age regression) gave me
As sunbeam shines All warm and bwite Da Figgy ses Lets wessle fite! I pounce him firs He pounce me bak I wins wif sneeky Ched attak! #CheddarPoetry#OutsideWessles#IWin#FiggyNotWin#CuzIAlwaysWin