Love the art. However, Hypothetically, purely and unadulterated-ly, IF I used a sugar pumpkin(also known as a pie pumpkin) as a cup for cocktails...how much do I need to run from that raven gourd seller? #AskingForAFriend
She fucks dads, huh? 😒 anyone have her number? #askingforafriend 🙄
Kan je, staatsrechtelijk, premier wisselen zonder nieuwe verkiezingen of andere aanpassingen in het kabinet? #askingforafriend
When you allow yourself two biscuits with your cup of tea, broken biscuits don't count do they? #AskingForAFriend
Mindblowing wow ... So still no sign whatsoever of something "useful" that is not related to impersonating someone to provide the +1 version of the same gadget with a label "innovative" ? #askingforafriend
What do you do when you can't write because you're not in a great headspace but then the mental place gets worse because you're not writing? #askingforafriend#jk#askingforme
Oh Fuck! A person recently became aware of one of these symptoms… What must be done, to stop this? #afaf#askingforafriend 😎
Which state funded broadcaster was that? #AskingForAFriend
Does going back & forth between bifocals and regular glasses/ contacts give people headaches? #AskingForAFriend Asking for me, so I don't sound like too big an idiot when I call my eye doc asking for single focal on everything.