I fell asleep without cleaning off my makeup last night. My bedhead hair is always wavy. I’m nowhere near ready to face Monday.
Waking up in a crypto-pod surrounded by talking apes. Ape scientist: “you’ve been asleep for 5000 years. Society as you know it is gone.” Me: “what PlayStation are they on now?” Ape Scientist: “11, I think.” Me: “tiiiiiight” Ape scientist: “yeah, it’s pretty tight!”
def. fell asleep for like an hour and then the gurgling came from the depths 😫
best answer i can come up with is i used too much hand sanitiser last night and while i was asleep i got my fingers in my mouth
It’s late and I know I should be asleep right now but I slept in really late yesterday and I’m just not sleepy right now. I guess I’ll take some pills about it.
fell asleep by accident in a chair and now my entire body is bricks
take my head cuz its what i want, i want to fall asleep with the tv on and let the house burn down until its gone w me inside
When you're bored af, but aren't tired enough to fall asleep, so you're just sitting and staring and thinking about how stupid your brain is for being this way
If I fall asleep with my limbs bent, I wake up completely numb, I am like a fish out of water, rolling around my bed trying to shake the blood back into my body