There's kittens for everyone in King Tommen's land. Kevan and Loras get some great one-liners, but Jaime's quips are wasted on the likes of Lancel. Cersei's at her wine-throwing worst, and Jaime's having none of it. #asoiaf#asoiafpodcastclosethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/551-affc-j...
I have no memory of what we said during this. I do remember LoT with the tarot cards though! #asoiaf#asoiafpodcast
Gilly has our heartstrings as she & Sam are on the cruise from hell. We would have figured out a way to smuggle 2 babies out. The Eyrie might be a good place for a weekend but we wouldn’t want to live there. #asoiaf#asoiafpodcast#teamgillyclosethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/549-affc-s...
With Asha & The Reader, maybe the Ironborn aren't so bad after all? Theon Greyjoy! Go see your Mama! Does Tristifer Botley understand how anatomy works, or is he expecting a Kraken to show up with his dozen children? #asoiaf#asoiafpodcastclosethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/545-affc-t...
If you’ve lost your fingers, how can you play the harp 24/7? Who does Petyr love? Whatever is going on at the Eyrie, #itscomplicated#asoiaf#asoiafpodcast#sansastark#afeastforcrowsclosethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/544-affc-s...
Every time Brienne takes a bath she thinks of Jaime, confirmed. Pod breaks our hearts. There are some things Brienne would give up her honor for… Why do people hate happiness, and genitals? #asoiaf#asoiafpodcast#jbpodcastclosethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/543-affc-b...
The Vigil that outstinks all Vigil’s. Pycelle is Tywin’s biggest stan. Jaime decides getting nasty next to the dead body of a family member might not be proper, finally. Jaime &Tommen bond over going away inside. #asoiaf#asoiafpodcastclosethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/542-affc-j...
Tommen throws pennies “to” the people. Are farts as useless as nipples on a breastplate? Gregor’s a milk of the puppy junkie. This is Cersei Unchained. We’ll miss you most of all, wine. #asoiafpodcast#asoiaf#afeastforcrowsclosethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/541-asos-c...
This is not the place to learn about life on a ship. How does the Titan roar, anyway? The House of Black and White is creepy but in an interesting way. Someone explain why she tries to eat that worm. #asoiafpodcast#asoiaf#afeastforcrowsclosethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/540-asos-a...
GRRM is absolutely using Sam as a self-insert in this chapter. Does Sam not understand he can check books out of the library? Does Jon need to go this hard at killing the boy? We’re all Team Gilly. #asoiaf#asoiafpodcast#afeastforcrowsclosethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/539-asos-s...