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JCjdcadmon.bsky.socialJun 22, 2024 8:25pm

Happy June 22! A) Last #BakersDozen books2read.com/lbad books2read.com/u/m2Bld7

A quote from That Fondant Feeling against a pink and brown background of open books: Adam, Eva’s slightly older twin brother who’d become Remo’s best friend, hopped onto the countertop wearing only a short plaid skirt and a big smile. “Fondant is the devil’s playdough.”
“You didn’t even know what fondant was before you met me,” Remo muttered.

JCjdcadmon.bsky.socialJun 21, 2024 1:40am

The 11th of my #BakersDozen books2read.com/lbad

Quote from chapter 11 of Let's Bake a Deal by JD Cadmon: “I’m obviously an asexual pirate,” Remo exclaimed with an arm flourish that looked more like Gilbert and Sullivan than the Age of Sail. “That means I don’t want your booty.”
He punctuated his statement with a playful slap on Adam’s ass. Then Remo focused on Eva, and her world stood still.
“Oh,” he breathed out in a soft gasp.

JCjdcadmon.bsky.socialJun 19, 2024 11:15pm

Tenth quote in my #BakersDozen #asexual Remo and his mother about his father's mistreatment of him. It's not pretty. ARCs of That Fondant Feeling available until 6/21 Both stories on sale on 6/22 for 99 cents!

Quote from Chapter 10 of Let's Bake a Deal by JD Cadmon set against a pink and brown open book background:
Belinda was usually quiet, but this time she started talking first. “Your father isn’t a bad man, Remo. He’s tried his best.”
[Remo] sipped his coffee and counted to ten several times before saying, “If his best is verbal abuse and casual homophobia, I’d hate to see him at his worst.”

JCjdcadmon.bsky.socialJun 16, 2024 5:03pm

Happy Sunday... it's time for my SEVENTH #BakersDozen #orienteering books2read.com/lbad

Against a brown and pink open book background is this quote from chapter 7 of Let's Bake a Deal by JD Cadmon: Remo scrunched his face at her. “[Orienteering is] an escape room, but outside?”
“If you want to think of it that way, sure. I’m not a super sporty person, but I do like doing this.” [Eva] bobbed her head back and forth. “Most of the time.”

JCjdcadmon.bsky.socialJun 15, 2024 8:08pm

The sixt of my #BakersDozen #WeirdAl 's parody of "The Eye of the Tiger." LBAD is on sale June 22 for 99 cents Review copies of That Fondant Feeling are available for FREE on BookSprout until June 21st. Get a copy!

A quote from chapter 6 of Let's Bake a Deal by JD Cadmon against a brown and pink open book background.
Eva made her way back to Remo, and she finally got a good look at the two sandwich rolls on his shirt.
“The rye or the kaiser, huh?” Eva gave a real chuckle. “I can’t say you don’t completely embrace being a baker.”

JCjdcadmon.bsky.socialJun 14, 2024 8:38pm

Another of the #BakersDozen #asexual baker Remo Belli. This is a small bit of conversation between him and Eva as they go to have their first date in front of his family. Both books on sale June 22 for only 99 cents!

Let's Bake a Deal quote from Chapter 5: “You like looking at people’s tattoos? I’ll have to keep that information in a safe place.” Eva tapped her temple.
The way she winked at him made Remo wonder if Eva had any tattoos like her twin brother did. For all he knew, it was a matching one to show where Adam’s wandering rib went. He didn’t ask for fear of the puntastic answer.

JCjdcadmon.bsky.socialJun 13, 2024 10:20pm

Next in the #BakersDozen #bisexual books2read.com/lbad books2read.com/u/m2Bld7

Against a pink and brown open book background is this quote from chapter 4 of Let's Bake a Deal by JD Cadmon:
“Remo Belli,” Adam said with a breathless hitch in his voice. “Has anyone ever told you that you have great skin?”
“Only drummers,” he countered.
A loud laugh burst out of Adam’s throat. “Evs, if you two don’t work out, I’d be happy to take him from you.”

JCjdcadmon.bsky.socialJun 12, 2024 3:32pm

Day 3 in a #BakersDozen #LetsBakeADeal books2read.com/lbad books2read.com/u/m2Bld7

Against a brown and pink background of open books is this quote: “I’ll pretend to date him for the next six months. Maybe less if he can convince his grandmother to turn over the bakery.” [Eva] paused and gravely said, “I think she was already sizing up my hips and wondering how many babies I could add to the family.”
“You’re going to lie to a little old lady?” [Adam] asked with a snicker. “You’ll go to hell for that.”

Cyonforest.bsky.socialMar 8, 2024 11:57pm

I don't know that I could ever do an actual Quietus-type #BakersDozen - like, actually writing about records. Every writeup would be, "I just think it's super cool!"

SEsleepystate.bsky.socialMar 7, 2024 5:06pm

my #bakersdozen turn, sorry if you had enough lotsa 86-95 stuff, my "becoming adult" years. maybe I'll make another for this century 😇