offering penis makeovers to celebrity chefs, lord knows they need 'em

At the Journalists for Human Rights gala, the Nobel-winning editor of Novaya Gazeta kicks off his speech by preemptively apologizing to the chefs for spoiling our appetites, then proceeds to cast the salad course in stark relief by describing the strong prospect of a Putin-driven nuclear holocaust.

oh 100%! I also see them used by tiktok chefs by a huge margin, partially I think because you can just move them wherever for better light. think restaurants are gonna carve out exemptions for getting away from gas for a while- it's cheap and would require a lot more refitting in a restaurant.

The British government has allowed Russian oligarchs to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on perks like private jets, private chefs, chauffeurs and housekeepers, despite ostensibly having their bank accounts frozen, documents show. www.nytimes.com/2023/07/27/w...

Chefs Plate keeps giving me red onions instead of yellow onions. These onions are not interchangeable imo????

"That which I sought to preserve was inside of me the entire time" *chefs kiss*

As one of my chefs used to say, ‘you gotta shock the monkey.’

archiveofourown.org/works/59363686#TopAlWeek Chefs and tentacles, oh what fun 🤭

I finished book 2 in the Empire of the Vampire series by Jay Kristoff. What an epic series so far! Definitely one of the best of read. The story telling was *chefs kiss*

poxa, essa morena ein 😚👌 chefs kiss