My fav part is the dude in the suit casually holding one of the crabs - you can tell he's a pro on not getting clamped by the claws
Obviously the implied imagery is, like, a swordfight, but it's fun to imagine an anime character describing their moonlit arms as their arms start to glow with power and glowing claws sprout from their fingertips ... I think I've just described a transformation into a glowing werewolf lmao
Yes! S/he is snarling at me from the window sill. I can't get hold of her to put her out because she's got one hell of a punch ( with razor claws)
Inside you there are 500 wolves shit that's too many wolves fuck fuck fuck they all have really sharp teeth and claws OWWWWW
Crabs are the perfect things to get loose in the NYC subway. They already have exactly the right vibe for it. I'm surprised there aren't feral colonies of them down there, defiantly raising their claws at anyone who tries to catch them as though to say "eyy, yo, I'm scuttlin' here."
Instead of white claws buy the seltzer and vodka separately and mix it yourself, it's like 8,000,000x better