Our parents should polycule, I had rice but no creams

listen i love my white family i do and they’re very good cooks but i am having very complicated feelings about the fact that when i went to the pantry to make perhaps some beans or lentils after about a week with no fiber in this house, i found *23* cans of creams of whatever soup and no rice

Well... Matt probably has to keep putting those face creams on Charlie,Even though they know that Charlie knows how to take care of himself, they spend the whole night watching horror videos,they both sleep cuddle

the amount of stories i hear of ice creams stolen by seagulls

Those dropped ice creams are everything.

oooh yes actually. i'm not entirely sure what kinds of things you don't have, and me being vegan limits the options down further. do you have bourbon creams? or chocolate digestives? i could always see about the logistics of shipping some to you

I once shot out the lifts at work because I was desperate for a piss. Cubicle, relief, wash hands, and I thought, these hand creams are new. It dawned on me I'd used the east wing lifts and not central-west.

The high sugar content in ice creams helps with texture by inhibiting ice crystals growing too much, and also because when something is cold we taste it less, so it needs more sugar. The air that's beaten into most ice creams also is a thermal insulator and a way to bulk the mixture-

omg the ice creams

#Fattytober 2024 - Day 3 - Walk 🦇🐇 Nothing better for two chonky fuzzbutts than a cheery walk with a huge ice cream :3