"Did you ever hear the myth of Darth Plagueeon the Genuine? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you." — Darth Tartareon
Look, I know Darth Vader belongs to the dark side and that he blew up a planet, but I just don't know enough about Princess Leia.
I am so scared. I'm scared of a second Darth Cheeto term and what that will mean for my country, my friends, and me. I'm scared of being homeless because I'm disabled. I'm scared of what this biopsy on Thursday will reveal. I'm scared for the future. I'm so *scared*.
Americans suffer from decades of movies with clear cut good guys and bad guys and occasional nonsense like Luke Skywalker going all "Darth Vader has some good in him." Like, international politics really is a bunch of bastards doing awful shit, and we're *in that mix.*
"I find your lack of confidence disturbing." — Darth Juros
also I realized last night that the whole reason that the "Rule of Two" (the Sith ideology that there must always be a Sith Master and an apprentice trying to usurp them) exists is because of Darth Vader trying to get Luke to overthrow the Emperor with him and I'm mad all over again
TIL the Lieutenant investigating Marvin Acme's murder in Roger Rabbit is the same guy that Darth Vader force-chokes in the Death Star all-hands meeting.
You’re really good at faking a sexy voice and a Brit accent, there, Darth!
So, nachdem wir gestern mit K2 Episode IV das erste Mal geschaut haben, gab's es heute sehr viele Fragen zu Star Wars. Darum habe ich erstmal Darth Malgus entstaubt und fange nun ganz von vorne an! 🤓
