Wife applying for Irish passport (as will I at some stage) and had to dig out our wedding certificate. We got married in Barbados. Found the receipt. Total cost of wedding £440. (Didnt include two weeks in Barbados and the flight, but they came to £1300)

didnt even know there were sequels

if you saw the typo'd post no you didnt

me being doomerish because they didnt make an special wallpaper for sonicos birthday 😭 more like sonico is starting to die rather than nitroplus itself but i guess theyre also close to dying

When someone sees my belly tattoo and ask how fat it goes, I have zero problem informing them it stops at my dick. But how do people think they need to ask “did that hurt?” Bitch, I have a pubic and belly tattoo… IT DIDNT TICKLE.

Ayyyyy fellow early morning folks! i was up at 2 too but i didnt get out of bed until 3 lol

This is cut content they didnt actually put it in Its not that fucking serious and you sure as shit not gonna "cancel" an entire fucking company over pokefolklore thats BASED ON OUR OWN WORLDLY FOLKLORE "Its a childrens game why is there SA?" There ISNT IT WAS CUT

#mouthwashing Here is a little thing i did with @DownTownViWay The second one was made by porahaa, you can find them in tmblr, and i didnt get the name of the other person before they left :

as a denizen of Denmark Lite™ i appreciate that i made the cut but proper danes didnt

if we fuck here, they'll tear us apart and rape us both. we have to go somewhere else. if you're dead then why didnt you kill me first. you could have. you knew where i lived and where i went to school