Chad Daniels Empty Nester, brilliant! #Netflix#Standup#ChadDaniels#emptyNester

Emptynester zu sein ist geil. Freut euch drauf.

Last few days of having my son at home! Soon to be an #emptynester I’m beyond excited for him And me for that matter. I’ll miss him dreadfully I know but I’ll become accustomed to it as I have my daughter’s absence. Turning 50 has been a pivotal change in my life. 💕

When both kids are away at college but they never finished multiple cereals and you don’t want to waste it. #EmptyNester

A couple of weeks ago I dropped my baby off on one coast to start college, and the middle child just left to drive across country and start their first job on the other coast. So, if you need me I’ll just be over here in the corner being a complete emotional wreck. Thanks. #EmptyNester

I'm an emptynester and middle aged, if I were anywhere else on a Saturday night -- someone should call the police about a wandering AARPer.

Your true age is determined by when you eat dinner and go to bed. For my emptynester spouse and me, it's dinner reservation at 5PM, home before dark, and in pajamas by 8PM. Of course, I also can't sleep in past 5AM.