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Ssilversprite.bsky.social

In Tenbury Wells, at the Applefest. Which is a random collection of tents and marquees in a park. Wonders where the main stash of apples is. Wonders, in search of caffeine first. Overhears "Fuck me! That's a lot of fucking apples!" Follows voice... #Worcestershire

Two adjoining long benches, on which clusters of varieties of apples have been arranged, each with an information card.
Several clusters of apples - one knocked over by a delinquent browser - each with an information card, on a bench.
A cluster of four Egremont Russet apples, with an information card.
A collection of four Ferrets Pippin apples, with an information card.
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Sshiftypumpkin.com

Are other artists afraid to do this? 😆 I'll go, as a lot of my "Confused Proverbs" illustrations fit the cheesy vibe, and often re-use my oil paintings as backgrounds. Hope this is kinda what you're looking for! #art

Mockup of a character stat screen, resembling the video game Fallout, with 5 stats labeled Strength, Charisma, Agility, Responsibility and Endurance. The values are, respectively, 5, 6, 5, 0, 4. The caption reads “Responsibility is my dump stat”. Part of the Confused Proverbs series.
painting of desolate yellow plains, greenish mountains and a red sky, with the caption "Make the wasteland a waste-home". Part of the series “Confused Proverbs by ShiftyPumpkin”
painting of a forest and pond with the caption "Dump him for the forest". Part of the series “Confused Proverbs by ShiftyPumpkin”
painting of a barn and the caption "Friends are like ferrets, Hey, no! Bad!". Part of the series “Confused Proverbs by ShiftyPumpkin”
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BDbluescale.bsky.social

Its... 🍁🍂☕Comfy Ferret Autumn☕🍂 🍁 I'm sure all that bulk is just extra fluffy fur.

A sketch page of a fat ferret man. Eight colored sketches. Top left he's standing holding a starbucks coffee in a yellow jacket with orange hoodie wearing a black cap with white crown. Second top left he's sitting in a park somewhere eating a bowl of pasta with a can of beer on the table wearing a black tanktop and black hat. To the right are 3 more sketches of the ferrets body growing fatter. Bottom left the ferret is laying on their side/back squishing their stomach and looking smug at the camera. Middle bottom sketch is the ferret sitting back on a sofa, eating a bowl of popcorn, throwing a peice of popcorn into their mouth, there is a coke a cola bottle wedged between him and the sofa. Bottom right is a polaroid picture of the ferret in a shower, top down perspective as he coyly looks at the camera as steam covers up anything  too funny.
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Dadumbreon.bsky.social

Ferrets deserve treats at all times so you aren't wrong

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Gghostyspook.bsky.social

I loved those stupid beastmaster movies with the stupid ferrets SO MUCH

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KFzuzusunshine.bsky.social

Friend in Beggs would like your transport org contact - her rescue failed her completely and wouldn't take her two foster pups that haven't yet learned that cats and ferrets are friends, not food. She found one a home, the other is being fostered elsewhere but will be back with her soon.

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GBgeistx.bsky.social

That is exactly what happened, but it was ferrets. But that was a long time ago, when I was young and had more of a disposable income and less responsibilities

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Jsheadapts.bsky.social

What you said. Same with ferrets.

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MAaejis.bsky.social

Ferrets are a very important part of the flu shot season. Their similarity to human immune response helps us understand how new strains of influenza will effect us. Join our lesson this Sunday to learn more! Follow at Twıtch and set your reminder - 7pm CST!

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