Like, maybe they BEGAN to have the feelings when Bowie was on the screen, but then it cut to Hoggle and BOOM. Fast forward decades later, and they're doing vile things on zoom, seeing RFK's leathery ween on their screen.

sexually awakening at an inopportune moment and fetish-imprinting on Hoggle from LABYRINTH when they were going through puberty?

🎶you say the price of my helps not a price that you’re willing to pay dear me hoggle won’t help you with finding your dearest toby🎶

"And Hoggle, if she ever kisses you, I'll turn you into a prince. Prince of the Land of Stench!" #Labyrinth

Did not notice in that photo that Hoggle was sitting next to the window, but did when I got up, so I added him to the bed. This turned out to be a very cute decision.

IT'S HOGGLE

big mood

“Artists, QRP w/ ur 2 sides!” Too niche for the joke to land properly vs nostalgia bait

Now I'm curious if there are any ladies who get moist for Hoggle the way guys get all horny for female cartoon characters lol