Deport JD’s inlaws and give native Americans their home! Deport JD and give native Americans his home, too.

He did! Last second before we had to move in with inlaws.

My inlaws in NY have a Generac for this (and to power sump pumps as snow melts and floods their basement).

I listen to my pro-capitalism inlaws whine about the inevitable results of capitalism and I become Roger Rabbit when someone knocks "shave and a haircut" on the wall

"An apple pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze" - my Swedish descendant inlaws

(I miss Costco, though; had been going there since the mid '90s--my inlaws have a membership, but we never seem to coordinate a visit)

I reckon that would be fine due to the high salt content. I share your pain though. We have to check everything at the inlaws and I'm so glad I'm vegetarian so don't have to suffer the mystery meat lottery from the chest freezer.

My inlaws won't say it to their only living daughter (my wife), but they do ask our son how we deal with "all those illegals" swarming Houston (LOL) and how he feels about Greg Abbott (again, LOL hard pass) and was willing to drop the N word in front of our daughter - SIGH

And what about "inlaws"...? 🤪

Probably too late. Everyone's batshit inlaws live there now.