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Koldkels.bsky.social

david byrne is my dad too and he's a kleptomaniac

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RRradlein.bsky.social

BREAKING: Governor Is a KleptomaniacBREAKING: Governor Is a Kleptomaniac

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ESplatoplayssims.bsky.social

The boys' cousins also aged up, Kamila and Rex. I love Kamila, she's basically Robin Hood, she's a generous kleptomaniac. Kamila and Rex aren't related to each other so these two might eventually get together.

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RMfullmetalducky.bsky.social

radgecore includes being clocked as a kleptomaniac honey 😔

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Kkehaar.bsky.social

biggest thing for me in all is Egypt. No evidence they could give a monkeys and their kleptomaniac military seems all gear no idea but they’re massive and right next to gaza. A a child of the cold war its bizzare.

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CLwezito.bsky.social

Hot take: arsonist kleptomaniac

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Lpandainlingerie.bsky.social

A baffling aspect of Patriarchy is that evn attractive men are fkn clueless abt what women find attractive. 1 exampl is that I had a crush on the Stardew Valley developer but in his game I married the kleptomaniac shadowman who lives in the sewers bc he was more attractiv than the 6 human bachelors.

Unintellectual rude jock who lowkey sexually harasses you and has a dog - his grandparents are cool, though, and he does try to read books at one point - credit where it's due.
Boring normie with tons of privilege having a fkn piss easy life who thinks he's punk rock but he isn't - plays guitar, though.
Unfuckable rancidly stinky tobacco addict mom's basement fantasy genre computer nerd masquerading as a fuckable emo - plays drums and has a motorcycle and most visually attractive, though.
Serial killer moustache, nice but boring dweeb posho - knows how to use a two way radio, though - could be useful in WWIII or somet....
Paedo hair and wrestler's body frame and thinks he's a good writer when he absolutely is not - lives on a beach in a cute hut, though.
Alcholic aggressive unfriendly rude chav never not in his hideously coloured frumpy anti-sexy work polo shirt - does go to therapy, though - but that's truly a bare minimum so Idk if I should concede to praise it...
The most delightful bachelor in Stardew Valley - he is a shadow man with holes as eyes and a jagged line hole for a mouth and like a little Tellytubby singular central antennae on his head - he is neckless and shaped like a thumb from head to waist (his hips taper into short legs).

He is sweet and funny and direct and clear and honest and does not understand Allistic pretense and has had to steal to survive and live at the bottom of society as a hermit in secret hiding away in small, dark, filthy, leaking spaces of other people's shit despite being kinder and more intelligent than most other people - relatable.
More of Krobus the shadowperson.

It's a picture of his various facial expressions, as was the one before it, but different.
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