yeah, Michelle, the speeder who lost control of his oversized landwhale could have killed a parent and a baby in a stroller instead so obviously this is just a fact of life like hurricanes nothing to be done 🤷🏻♀️
Locally in Vancouver, it's either the blue Tesla, or the giant glossy-black landwhale SUV. The former, is being piloted by the brain of a feverish hamster in fight or flight mode, the latter is being driven by Ur Kyle, Kyle of Kyles, or Karen Prime, The Wine-Blooded.
Hiiiii you shoudld look at my fursonas and think about them and maybe feed me and call me blubberbuck/doughydoe or Corpulentcow or Softiesheep or blue ribbon landwhale or lardass or
only for a couple hours, then they're out creating traffic nightmares again in their Chevy Panzer or Landwhale or Childcrusher, but now drunk(er) and more emotional bc their team won/lost
BREATHING is hard? Do you realize what a landwhale you sound like?~
it has replaced my former “Landwhale”
Remind me to share the landwhale.
Mmmm~ Delicious Mountains~ Huff~ Must eat all~ --- Gluttonous Peridotite with Wings~ Though that won't gain them any mobility cuz they are so hefty ;3 --- Accepting drawing ideas on them~!
SAME ABOUT THE CVS CHAOS THING WHERE MULTIPLE CHARACTERS (LIKE THAT ONE GUY TURNING DAN INTO A HIPPO WHICH IS BASICALLY A LANDWHALE JOKE 😭 OR KIM KAPHWAN OF ALL PEOPLE TALKS ABOUT DAN HAVING A FAT GUT) CALLING DAN FAT BUT HES NO BIGGER THAN RYU OR KEN LET PATHETIC FAT PEOPLE LIKE M HAVE REP