Musk, Trump, and Vance were all in the same location today. And yet, no meteorite hit them. There is no god.

This would have been the perfect place and time for a small meteorite to strike the earth.

MNpaleofuture.bsky.socialOct 5, 2024 11:49pm

Photo from Doug Mills at the New York Times

Award: 21th International Prize for Research in Paleontology "The meteorite that caused the extinction of the dinosaurs, struck in boreal spring " The English version of the commerative pub overseen by @MelanieDuring www.fundaciondinopolis.org/pdf/paleogui...

Astromaterials Data Archiving Announcement from the Astromaterials Data System astrobiology.com/2024/10/astr...#astrobiology#astrochemistry#astrogeology#meteorite#comet#asteroid

Astromaterials Data Archiving Announcement from the Astromaterials Data System - Astrobiology

The Astromaterials Data System (Astromat) is the primary NASA-sponsored archive for laboratory analyses of returned samples

So apparently the Earth has two moons now? Does that mean it isn’t moonogamous anymore?

That sum'bitch headbutted a meteorite.

A meteorite covered in cow pats

I'm always afraid of being flattened by a meteorite

#2 - The Colour Out of Space (1927) One of my favorite Lovecraft stories, recently adapted to movie. A surveyor visits a small town and learns the story of a nearby land where, 50 years ago, a meteorite fell and mysteriously brought the horrible death of the family who lived there.

"A song about being sad because your sea monkeys have died." "A song about traveling back in time, jammjng out with dinosaurs and then dying in a meteorite strike." "Elvis Porn" "A song about the pepsi logo redesign" "Song about mowing the lawn" "Song about a guy falling to his death"