you’ve heard of shockwave and soundwave get ready for microwave you won’t BELIEVe what he does!!!

My microwave plays like a 20 second jingle when it finishes Ended up turning it off for my sanity

Gordon Ramsay: hates frozen food that needs to be cooked in the microwave also Gordon Ramsay:

I don’t think it’s any different. My microwave just tends to be a little faster

oh microwave i love you so much!!!!!! i am so in love with this band AAAA

This is more effort than I've ever put in the microwave

I wanted to make pancakes, I really did, but then I got lazy and just put the bowl with the batter in the microwave for 5 minutes and was done with it

Checked the time, clock just said "BOB" - damn dysfunctional microwave, that's not even my name.

BITCH YOU MICROWAVE POPTARTS 3 SECONDS AT A TIME WTF IS THIS

As a longtime fan of induction, I sit in my high castle and smile down benevolently at people who argue electric kettles vs. stovetop vs. microwave. (Also I do not have the counter space for another appliance!!)