one day, you will be in need. and i PRAY that smug liberals do not laugh at your name when they're going to brunch.

TFW when you're introducing yourself via email and you *misspell your own name* and then notice it as you're hitting send. Thanks, Monday.

WELL YOU CAN HAVE MY MUSTANG THAT'S ALL I'VE GOT IN MY NAME BUT JESUS CHRIST DON'T BREAK MY HEART

And Rhondda Fawr superior to Rhondda Fach, as the name suggests

When setting answers to bad security questions like "mother's maiden name", don't give random answers like "WpcrDnqpmSaL". (This is fairly common bad advice.) Support agents will accept "Oh I don't know I just bash at the keyboard for those" as an answer. Give a real-looking fake answer.

Can you name one possible Israeli action that trump would support that Harris would not also support?

Also weird: his real last name is Drumpf changed when his family came to America, meaning his names all have 6 letters. True look it up. 🤷‍♂️

I knew the enlightened ones (JP artists) wouldn’t let me alone on this journey 🙏🏽💕

Boris has the right name already. He's definitely getting shafted by some oligarch. 😉

which is crazy because his name wasn't Ian