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TMtragicmammal.bsky.socialSep 14, 2024 11:58pm

The Downvote Spiral 📉 A single Reddit post triggers a brutal downward spiral into addiction, prostitution, espionage, and murder. Witness the harrowing descent of a man consumed by darkness in this unforgiving tale. www.wattpad.com/1476676150-t...#humor #comedy #reddit #socialmedia #normmacdonald

TMtragicmammal.bsky.socialSep 14, 2024 6:11pm

Norm MacDonald's Last Stand Norm Macdonald left us three years ago and he's back to roast all the woke nonsense. 😇🍁 If you're easily offended, Norm's got a tip: stay the hell out. 😏🔥 www.wattpad.com/1476620540-n...#NormMacdonald #safespaces #woke #politicallycorrect #comedy #comedian #standup

MTemarktaylor.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gySep 11, 2024 6:31am

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Confident that he's no threat to society, doctors at Prince William Hospital have released William Modjeski, six months after he scaled the White House fence to shoot the President.

Mister Modjeski's future plans include scaling the White House fence, & shooting the President.

MTemarktaylor.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gySep 3, 2024 9:18pm

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America’s best known atheist, Madalyn Murray O’Hair, is missing, and hasn’t been seen for weeks.

Her family is asking everyone to not pray.

MTemarktaylor.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gySep 3, 2024 6:45am

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The Mafia announced that they will drop their time-honored greeting of gently kissing each other on the cheek this week.

But, as for shooting people and stuffing them into the trunks of cars... fullllll steam ahead!

MTemarktaylor.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gyAug 31, 2024 7:10pm

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Talk show host Ricki Lake was arrested for vandalism after demonstrating against fur.

She said wearing fur was "in bad taste."

Then, returned to her studio to tape a show entitled "Why Whores Get the Clap."

MTemarktaylor.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gyAug 26, 2024 9:19pm

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Well, for the second week in a row, Richard Gere's new film "Primal Fear" was number one at the box office.

Leaving many Hollywood insiders to wonder, "Hey... uh... you think that gerbil story is true?"

MTemarktaylor.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gyAug 23, 2024 7:28pm

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Scientists in Africa have discovered the oldest known human ancestor, born 4.4 million years ago.

Although unearthed only days ago, he is already engaged to Anna Nicole Smith.

MTemarktaylor.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gyAug 22, 2024 6:51pm

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Scientists in Japan have invented underwear for men with a special scent that they claim is irresistible to women.

Let me tell you something. If you've got a woman's nose in your crotch... you don't need special underwear. I'll tell you that.

MTemarktaylor.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gyAug 16, 2024 7:23pm

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This week, Tony Danza said he thought the recent display of affection by lesbian couple Ellen DeGeneres and Anne Heche in front of President Clinton was extremely disrespectful.

On hearing the comment, the President replied, "Someone should tell Tony Danza to shut the hell up!"

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