Sobald die Haare aus der Nase rauszuwachsen beginnen, ist es zu Haaren auf der Nase auch nicht mehr weit. #OldManProblems

Sat cross legged on the floor for 5 minutes and I guess this is where I live now #OldManProblems

This is what must be done when you overfill your coffee cup, can't hold the cup because your hands shake too much, and can't bend over properly. #Coffee#OldManProblems#NeedsCreamer

#OldManProblems Cheer up, maybe another turbine will self deconstruct.

Tenzing is a bit embarrassed today. He had a giant dingleberry and dragged it all over the laundry room into the kitchen before he sat on it. Mom needed to wash his bumbum 🙀💕🐾 #OldManProblems#AdoptDontShop#CatsOfBlueSky

What was I doing in my sleep last night that gave me an Achilles tendon strain this morning? #OldManProblems?

You know you’re old when you wake up with neck pain. Go see the doctor and they are like ‘you’re going to need a few physical therapy treatments to fix this’. #OldManProblems

I wish mine shrank. #OldManProblems.

I should probably walk over and ask the kid across the alley who's always working on his car if he'd be willing to drive me. This month has been a hassle - I managed to sprain my knee while stretching. #OldManProblems

Do you ever make a joke someplace and forget where so you can't go looking for how it was received? #validateme #oldmanproblems