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ATlaughtrack.bsky.social

ooh, a rocketpop! ...or rocketpup? lol

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WTpasseriform.bsky.social

Who will publish the important pictures now? #SportsIllustrated#DallasStars#AWhiffOfProvocativeGlances

Tyler Seguin of the Dallas Stars, wearing nothing but a touque and his tattoos, looks directly into the camera while mouthing a RocketPop. Picture only shows from just above the nipples up, which is just as well what with the ease of lithuim batteries spontaneously combusting.
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