I don't want to blow smoke up my own bum, but the vintage ('70s?) fibreglass kayak I've been restoring on and off for the past couple of months is looking absolutely shithot. Especially given it had been sitting in our backyard decrepit, unloved and likely unsound for a decade before this. 🔥🔥🐦🔥🐦🔥🐦🔥🔥🔥
Smarties is a great shout but I suspect works really well with all sorts of chocolate - tried it with twix before and that was shithot too
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I emulate Unionion, the mascot of the Japanese trade union federation - pictured here looking shithot at Tokyo pride
That's one shithot mashup, woman ...
aw damn this sounds shithot
There's probably a shithot heist out there just waiting for the right crew
I got shithot at table tennis first time I was in the psych ward, so I reckon I could still manage it with a cricket bat. Useless at cricket.
DRM-free ebooks doesn't look like such a shithot idea just now, does it? They've crammed this abomination with whatever they could get hold of. Literary equivalent of mixing all the different paint tubes to get sludge colour. It's not fit for their imagined purpose. Prob stuffed with viruses, too..
