Imagine a world where people came with Carfax where you can see all their damage. Then we’d be able to take risks or keep looking… #SimpleTimes

Pee on me! It’s Amy Sedaris’ birthday. Good times!!! #amysedaris#jerryblank#athomewithamysedaris#strangerswithcandy#bojackhorseman#simpletimes#craftsforpoorpeople#ilikeyou#hospitalityundertheinfluence#peeonme#goodtimes