Boy, you couldn’t hurt my feelings with a sledgehammer. I’ve been clowning dorky little incel trolls like you in moments of boredom for ages.
Strange metaphors that serve the ruling class preserve the sledgehammer kings wield to build empires of the poor who work for their wage, yet cheer the tragic loser on the stage whose monologues analyze the zeitgeist with hidden fears that motivate their prayers.
Sledgehammer-wielding jewelry thieves sought by Walnut Creek PD
(KRON) -- The Walnut Creek Police Department (WCPD) is asking the public for information about a jewelry store robbery that happened on the 1300 block of North Main Street. Walnut Creek police said at 4:50 p.m. Thursday, four suspects, armed with sledgehammers, ran inside of the business and broke the display cases. Investigators said the [...]
Im pretty sure if I were born in ancient Greece I would believe in muses cause I'm pretty sure a muse just hit me over the head with a sledgehammer
😆 don't be like that. We were getting on so well, back in the day. I tended to agree with your post. It was just delivered with a sledgehammer rather than a silk glove.
*the entry doors slide open, revealing a thick wall of fog, the only feature being the glow of a cigar. A grinding sound is heard as bucky slowly enters the store, draging behind him a 10lb sledgehammer. He spits the butt of the stogie into a garbage can and mutters "Don't worry, i got ya toots"*
Nice doorway. Shame if anything were to happen to it. *picks up sledgehammer*
and it feels like somebody took my heart and dropped it into a bucket of boiling tears. and, at the same time, somebody else is hitting my soul in the crotch with a frozen sledgehammer.