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Chris Messina

@chrismessina.me

😬 Man of the internet; generalist. 🆕 Come for the app updates stay for the snark. 🫡 Twitter sober since April '23.
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AskAubry 🦝

@askaubry.com

Curator of Nice Guys™ WTFs & Trash Takes Snark Peddler of Petty. Got a submission? Aubry@askaubry.com Buy me a coffee maybe? bit.ly/3zARvCy Find me: linktr.ee/askaubry?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=fd1fedb7-8efa-4056-ad12-f8e3e
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Alan Beattie

@alanbeattie.bsky.social

Opiner for Financial Times/associate fellow at Chatham House. Globalisation, econ, snark. RT≠👍. Views own. alan.beattie@ft.com. Sign up to my FT Trade Secrets newsletter tdy.lol/NZKfpz. I sing in my chains like the sea.
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Shark Queen (Hustling)

@seransdell.bsky.social

SE Ransdell's Curiouser& Curiouser Vol 1: Dark Wonderland Tales, Order now at igg.me/at/CuriouserVol1 creator of ALICE & My Boyfriend is a Shark (mbfias.com) co-owner @studiometropolisinc.com 📚 writer of comics, horror, smut, & snark.
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kieran

@hom.ph

feral nothoughts failure, snow leopard, sr soft unemploygineer, snark/automation/metrics idiot, petrolhead, husbandork, birb wrangler. words are hard I'm a cat. he/him. ΘΔ. I post on mastodon instead: hom.ph/@kieran
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Smart Bitches

@smartbitches.bsky.social

I'm Sarah from Smart Bitches, and I like Trashy Books | Daily SBTB email: bit.ly/SBTBfeed | Reviews, Cover Snark, & Recs: sb-tb.com |
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Steffani Cameron

@snarkysteff.bsky.social

I do words. Canadian, so… funny-ish? Victoria, BC. Foodie. Oxford commas are a hill I’ll die on. Traveller. Anti-Nazi, pro-science. Once sold everything to play nomad for 4+ years & 25 countries. Worth it. She/her.
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Elsa Sjunneson, Order of the Bat

@snarkbat.bsky.social

Author of Being Seen, Sword of the White Horse. Lead Reporter on The Helen Keller Exorcism. Deafblind, Secret Literary Princess, Mom to a Dragon and a Unicorn, Takes no Prisoners. All opinions Mine, Relentlessly.
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Steve Waycott Wildlife Photography

@stevewaycott.bsky.social

Hubby, daddy, lawyer, photographer. This account will primarily be filled with wildlife and nature photography, mostly by yours truly, with maybe a bit of snark here and there. If this is your vibe, welcome aboard!