airplane to himself: ooooooouughh cucumber-bros gonna kick my ass when he finds out about shen jiu. the little demon sqh on his shoulder: consider this! what if…. we didn’t tell him? the other little demon sqh on his shoulder: oh hey i love that plan

contemplating just how much sy & mbj Do Not get along even in a moshangshen situation. sqh would be ferried btwn their rich person apartments like a child of divorce twice a week. he makes (1) comment about something better about the other person’s place & they’re immediately adding it to cart.

What if sqh is the blacksmith 😍

i love how i can’t tell if the “i’m not a narc” is just a lie or if his disdain for mbj is strong enough that he really wouldn’t say anything about sqh cheating—the sy / mbj beef is eternal across all universes

Sqh deserves boobs

anon mbj/zzl/sqh comm Spheres in Commotion 🥚 #svsss#mobeijun#zhuzhilang#shangqinghua#mkficarchiveofourown.org/works/51499558

This is lbh about sqq who is married to sqh (their kids are all sqh's characters bcuz he calls them his kids so by extension so is lbh lmao but lbh does not know this of course he thinks there's actual kids in the picture) in other words #cucumberplane#luobinghe#svsss ideas

he's like "airplane... I don't know if it's my place to say this... but I think your boyfriend is queer" sqh: yeahisurehopeitdoes.vine???

plucking the peacock 🦚3k | G 🔪 #svsss#moshang#shangqinghua#mobeijun#mkficarchiveofourown.org/works/54359326

I can't help thinking... SQH must have used a human shape to lure that ship out for Mobei Jun. 😨🤭