hey, we might give you a hard time, or bust your balls- but if your crabs escape on the subway, we'll try to help you catch 'em. I think our indicted mayor might even call it swagger

They always said you could get crabs on the New York subway, but this is ridiculous

Es verdad! This is what the NYC subway is like! 🤪

That time everyone on the subway got crabs

This honestly wouldn't be close the weirdest thing I've seen on the subway.

This is the New York City I live for and miss on a semi-regular basis now that we're in the burbs. This never happens midday when I'm on the subway en route to my shrink!

With those, you could synthesize brand-new creatures on the subway!

I've never brought live crabs on the subway. Have brought DNA samples though. In NYC, even

Reminds me of that video from a few years ago with a guy trying to move a bunch of trees onto a subway car, he was doing it himself. The first comments on gothamist or whatever were to the tune of “why wasn’t anyone helping him??” And “if they wanted to not be delayed they’d get off their asses.”

ainnn chappell libera subway no spotify 😭😭😭