One of those “what skills do you have for the zombie apocalypse” posts is going around and there are exactly two kinds of answers: 1. I can cook, bake, grow crops, sew, and shoot. Also I’m a master survivalist and have medical training. 2. You can push me down while you run away!
survivalist iniciante
I guess the people who think they’re for mass deportations are planning on eating their shelf-stable survivalist goo for the rest of their lives.
We Hate Movies taught me the name of a game that I've been playing with myself all my life, which is 'In A Horror Movie And/Or Survivalist Drama, How Fast Are You Killing Yourself?' My answer is always 'almost immediately'
Possibly they are trying a correlation of data privacy and blocking with survivalist and higher probability of wanting guns?
Sage Willow Windfeather (she/her) 🍟Age: 33 🍟Race: Seasfolk + Snowfolk Lalafell 🍟Personality: creature, survivalist, whimsical, wicked, chill, protective 🍟Sexuality: pansexual 🍟Alignment: Chaotic good
considering that they're basically running infomercials for "survivalist food" and generators and stuff......not too surprising would be fun for them to have him on and BERATE him for his lack of knowledge, but that won't happen
It's always awkward having overnight guests and explaining to them that the backpack by the front door is emergency supplies in case of a disaster, because it makes me sound like a bonkers survivalist and not someone for whom hurricanes & floods are a routine existential threat.
Two additional classes each with a choice of two special abilities, new in Beanjackers: Revenge of the Has-Beans. Gain a limited form of immortality, raise undead minions, embrace the healing and harmful substances of the natural world, or become a wilderness survivalist.
I've literally done this! It's still one of the funniest things I've done, and all for teaching zombie survivalist weirdos how to gut a fish. zombiesurvivalcrew.com/2015/08/surv...