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TPuntutoredyouth.bsky.social

🦇 I came 🤏 this close from following up with a couple more lines but "meet me in the bathroom if you're bumpin' that"...as if most of you tykes have ever been in there, you know that's where the potty lives right? :P

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IAiammrcollins.bsky.social

But tykes would at least be cute.

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Ddareer.bsky.social

They were so lucky an experienced mama like her found them! How else would they have gotten around the dungeon or had their diapers changed? Little tykes like them don't even know when they make a mess in their pants! They'll be much happier playing with Kangaskhan's other little charges.

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Mmongycore.bsky.social

at some point it would be nice for JRPG's to feature adults. Most of the time it feels like I'm the old dude in Lazy Eye playing to a crowd of tykes.

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Ddareer.bsky.social

Mhm! Such low-level tykes could never be the big, strong rescue team that they were swearing they were! And they CERTAINLY wouldn't be wobbling around in such weak dungeons! Naturally, these were lost little kiddos without an adult with them, but with BIIIIG dreams of being master-rank one day!

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Same, it's hard to keep going when you have to juggle the jobs and tykes like this. It's not like I'm out of energy, it's just too low for extrinsic things.

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Llasergiant.bsky.social

we should bring back child labor. anything to get these little tykes out of my hair for a few hours 🤣🍺

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Nnatesjacobs.bsky.social

I know this is wrong but literally every time one of the little tykes starts rages against the world I immediately see this scene and chuckle to myself, and / or actually call them an angry elf

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall and says `` he 's an angry elf '' .
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall and says `` he 's an angry elf '' .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall and says `` he 's an angry elf '' .

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Bonus points for offering them in non-internet & local only keys. It’s important to keep such things private & secure for our tykes protection. Oh and don’t forget baby monitors in that list Inu. After all we need to see who’s been sneaking diapers out of the nursury when they visit. 0:)

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