I can get this gif by typing 'cat rug'.. I needed to know that..

Ooh! I just realized you probably meant "Hej". You see, we also use hej as an informal way to greet someone close, be positively surprised by that meeting, or to shout :) That said, I admit I might have too many Swedes around me so now I'm defaulting to "hej" when typing, without realizing.

i suck at using my right hand for most things except for typing on my phone which i’m much better at, whereas my left is useless. IT MAKES NO SENSE TO ME

Constant typing of -ing as -ign. Replace all. Found out how much i use 'again' in writing.

When u type up a post on weibo, every character & emoji adds up to a digit sum shown on the screen while typing. Emojis have diff numbers attributed to them. Yb's post with the hashtag & this SPECIFIC choice of emojis sums up to 33 exactly.(xz is 33 today)🤡 No other emoji combination=33 except Yb's

I always find myself typing out a response then saying: “wait a minute: this wasn’t difficult at all” then deleting post

The annoyance of Bluesky not yet having post edit functionality, and sleepily typing on a hot bus running on just one cup of coffee (me, not the bus). That previous post should have read "Hallow" and not "Harrow". Geography is important. The people who boarded there are still giggling.

It's not even personal! It's a political fight I don't want to get into! I may break my typing fingers.

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

Me typing amatuer this whole time like an idiot.