Okay don't hate me for bringing gender into this, but fuck urinals, just sit and pee. You even get more piss out of your system. Now then if I'm the only urinal there will be infinite demand to pee on me.

the funniest thing about the silent hill 2 remake is the main menu screen just being a picture of a bunch of dirty urinals

Also what with the readymades being made out of urinals I feel like Marcel Duchamp would've been a champion *piss*posterAlso what with the readymades being made out of urinals I feel like Marcel Duchamp would've been a champion *piss*poster

Pretty high on the heartbreak scale to invest in and open a beautiful high-class operation and be forced to put signs in the men's room asking clientele not to spit tobacco into the urinals.

With him blasting off about Arnold Palmer recently, Trump is absolutely a guy who thinks urinal dividers took the fun out of urinals.

Deep in the bowels of the highly secure underground facility I work in, there is a sign in the men’s head that states “URINALS ARE FOR URINE ONLY.” Part of me is curious about the particular incident(s?) that catalyzed the placement of this reminder. But deep down, I fear I already know.

Urinals

Listen up Newskies you walk into Blueskie thinking you're hot piss in this toilet. I wouldn't put piss like you in my coffee, I like my coffee hot and you're nothing but a cold piss baby. When you're ready to learn how to use the urinals with the big boys, my replies are open.Toodles

I’m starting a firm where we check if your men’s restroom has barriers between the urinals and if they don’t, we burn your business to the ground.

When I finally have the platform I deserve I’ll say to the audience of rapt followers: “MEN SHOULD PEE SITTING DOWN!” When someone asks “what about urinals?” I’ll bellow “ESPECIALLY THERE!!!”