No they're all from Carol from Vitalant and she wants my blood. Pretty sure she's a vampire. (I donated blood ONE TIME and now they wont leave me alone)

vitalant, everyone is the right fucking type to donate platelets, don’t act like this is something special. also, no, for all the same reasons I don’t donate power reds instead of whole blood, despite how much I have to work to hydrate for whole blood and probably wouldn’t have to for power reds.

Surely. You can, of course, donate any or all these incentives back to Vitalant. 😌

I gave blood 🩸 again yesterday, it’s necessary for me because it keeps my runaway iron levels down. BTW you can earn a $10 gift card for the both of us if you use my personal link to schedule your first appointment at Vitalant. And you may save a life by doing it. #GiveBloodGiveLife 🩸❤️

apparently if i want to give blood i'm going to have to make a fucking phone call or drag my ass to an office in person, because my vitalant account is in technological fucking limbo

Vitalant does not pay you for your blood b/c they are a "nonprofit". Yet here (I can't make this stuff up) in my mail today, an offer to pay me for my blood: $10. They are perfectly capable of paying us...

Oh and a bonus! If you're transgender/non-binary, you will be screened and treated differently if you wish to donate blood at Vitalant. For...reasons.

David R. Green, President and CEO of Vitalant, a "nonprofit" organization accepting public blood donations, was paid $1.4M last year. Yes, even generous donations taken from your own body are a source of profit in capitalist USA.

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Also Vitalant and New York Blood Services.