BLUE

Wafrn is now taking 5 full seconds to load my dashboard :neobread_sad: It is not webscale #webscale

0
R6or6z.bsky.social

MONGODB IS WEBSCALE i had a nightmare abt this shit

0
Vvesdba.me

Webscale AI

0
Mmicparke.bsky.social

make the kernel webscale

0
Tmoll.dev

Dr. looking up from my sick son, mongodb... I'm afraid - I'm afraid he's not webscale....

0
Hhannah.the-void.social

Also, oh Lord the amount of time I spent tuning parnew/CMS on ~Webscale~ nodes... G1 was easier to set and forget at least. I think there's an even newer one since that but I've been out of the distsys game for 4 years now.

1
JSj9n.dev

But JSON is webscale…

0

This is brilliant and true. And you should know that librarian fought this—at least some of us did. We knew the databases were turning into shit, we knew ‘webscale’ systems were worse. We fought like hell. And we lost. It breaks my heart. But this was foreseen.

0
NTnatanael.bsky.social

This is so not webscale

0