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WAnotthattherese.bsky.social

I guarantee my dog barks more than this dog could even have DREAMED of barking, and yet weirdly I've never been tempted to take a shovel to her. Not even once. (I may have whapped her nose a few times. It doesn't help.)

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kiabugboy.bsky.social

Is that the guy that got Whapped by the skull-crawler..

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BBbellaway.bsky.social

if you ever meet her I guarantee you'll get whapped with it, she gets so excited and energized and will just swing it around

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PCmajima.club

Y’all get psyched, Lyla is getting her eyeball stitches out tonight AND going to be dandled by a sword goth cat lady AND POSSIBLY going to be whapped by a screaming tripod so we’re about to have A TIME TOGETHER

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KDkaridru.bsky.social

I rubbed groelcat's fuzzy head and she whapped me. Now I'm calmly informing her that she is so fucking rude while she slow blinks at me.

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JPjowiph.bsky.social

We’ve been joking about how Gracie thinks she’s a cat. She loves the little catnip toys, and is always trying to play with them. Just now, she chased Theo and whapped him with her front paw just like he and Gertie do to each other, tail wagging. She’s trying to cat so hard, and I’m proud of her.

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Sharriot.bsky.social

get whapped idiot

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Ssibwow.bsky.social

Is whapped

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JPjosie.zone

God this guy is so funny Someone get Richard Meltzer on Bluesky

PHONY OR FAKE? - John Stossel still can't know the half of it. Goes up to David "Doctor D" Schultz in the waning moments of an embarrassingly deadpan wrestling-is-fake segment on ABC's 20/20 and coyly solicits the 6-6, 270-Ib. on-off switch (always locked in on "I have to ask you the conventional question...
"— as if the guy reads Derrida or subscribes to the New Yorker - "is wrestling fake?" For which, not surprisingly, he gets whapped in one ear, then the other, after which he claims "loud buses" make his head ring; Babwa Walters commiserates. Poor John.
JUST IMAGINE, on the other hand, if he'd slithered up instead to some ABC windup stooge from Dynasty or Matt Houston, or some same-network movie of the week about teen pregnancy or white-collar alcohol abuse, and axed 'em, right after they'd shot some typical maimer of the human spirit (on the income from which they would wine, dine and toot far, far better than the king & queen of Belgium), "Lemme just hit you with this one: How do
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Kkoorivlf.com

His BF desired to /play/ with a dragon. He wanted to be that dragon using BAMS's magic lube Sensual bonds luckily reigned in the new strength & horniness as the BF awaits for an erect dragon-y dick without getting oopsy whapped by his thicc tail Patreon.com/Koorivlf#furryart#art#nsfw#tf#furry

NSFW Digital drawing focused upon the drippy lubed ass of an angrily annoyed man bond by metal chains as they transform into a dragon. "HEY COME HERE" he yells to the distance. His thick tail curled upon a the very cracked floor. "I'm only like 30 minutes away from being a FUCKING DRAGON! SERIOUSLY! HOW ARE YOU NOT HERE!? THE TF LUBE WAS YOUR IDEA! PLAY WITH ME! I know you wanted to play with a dragon dick first but THAT THAT. This lube is BEYOND making me horny and now I CAN'T DO ANYHTING ABOUT IT AHHWWARGGH ..... Come on. Eat My Scalie ASS! Faceplant into my changing Balls! There's more to motorboat as time goes on! At least free me from this bondage. I don't need post nut clarity to control my strength. SEE! The ground can handle a beating from my... tail... hmm...time to learn how to REALLY control my tail hehehehehehehe"
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