Tired: do the Dew Wired: be the Bean

Tired: Worrying about football Wired: Wife is out to dinner for a while, so I'm turning up the amp and playing the Bogus Operandi riff.

A billion USD wired into an insured and legal bank account I personally control and can access at any time, assuming capitalism continues to exist in the present and the sudden influx of money doesn't have any significant inflationary effect or alter the existing dynamics of relative currency value.

i run wifi 6; i live on my laptop on wifi (servers in the closet on wired) so the file transfer speed boost is nice. only recently has my internet plan caught up tho. only my newest few devices are wifi 6; others wifi 5 still. so i can't imagine spending on wifi 7 infra for a while yet

It's not gullible to want your parents to love you, it's just how we're wired. I'm sorry yours suck so much.

Tired: photographs steal your soul! Wired: pregnancy tests steal your essence!

"The RFP was wired," as they say

What I look like as I try to navigate making friends as an adult with a weirdly wired brain

Bonus bonus Halloween! Tired: Knight Rider/Transformers crossover. Wired: Knight Rider/Psycho crossover.

I mean you aren’t wrong. Love triangles, jilted lovers, wired family dynamics, destruction of the human race, pointless filler episodes.