It's not even halfway through january and i'm 2 for 3 on this. Maybe I should actually try and date.

Dirt face happens when your snoot is a shovel

What could possibly make another dull overnight shift working security at a mall exciting? An impromptu visit from your rad vampire girlfriend should do the trick. Enjoy GRAVEYARD SHIFT, a comic short from me, @callmekitto.bsky.social@longtalljodie.com. 🧛‍♀️🧛‍♀️🧛‍♀️ (1/2)

[singing] You can make my cheeks blush. You turn my legs into mush. But you can't make my stone cold heart beat for you... 98/100 (lyrics by my friend @judgeanon.bsky.social )

You promise?

HOMOSEX, JOB, GIRLFRIEND. Honestly, I can't imagine a better result.

TRtranarchyreigns.bsky.socialDec 8, 2023 6:38pm

The first 3 words you see will define your 2024 Friend, penis and..............butter? Wtf

You underestimate how gay I am this is a dream come true.

Aww, she's adorable!