the ideal way to pick your friends up from the airport - especially friends like @zfursee.bsky.social!

The shock collar is a nice touch ;3

ooooo i still really love this piece 😍🖤✨

Oh, thanks for the idea! I'm sure @veizlanmist.bsky.social will enjoy that next time they're visiting. :D

How the hell do I get driven around like that?

The friend that the Uber driver will refer to as "parcel" and just happens to have only a package number and product ID

And it even has a shock collar? Now I definitely want to try!

*chuckles* Can one really can that a 'friend'? And not, perhaps, a slave? ;)